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I hear people say that they always knew they wanted to write. Those people often wrote stories as children. To others the writing bug came later. I was in high school. My 11th grade English teacher submitted a poem I had written to a state poetry contest. I didn’t know she had done this, and I didn’t know that I had won some recognition until the school principal called me out of class and told me. I must have appeared totally discombobulated, because this was the first time ever I had been called to the Principal’s office — I couldn’t imagine what I had done wrong — but by the time I arrived, I was sure it was something. I had been known to be a smart-mouth and a passive-aggressive little pr_ _ k. Since all my transgressions, until now, had flown safely under the radar, it was a total mystery how they reached the top of the school hierarchy.

You would have thought my walk down the empty halls, with my mind agitating like a crowd whose team was 2 points from the championship with 3 seconds on the clock, and my hands sweating like the locker room after 2nd period gym class, was a slow walk to the gallows.

I was shown into the inner sanctum. The Principal smiled, rose, reached over the walnut desk and shook my hand. “This must be how they do it,” I thought, “just before strapping the condemned into the electric chair.”

“Have a seat,” he said, still smiling. “Congratulations.”

Huh?

“Congratulations for getting an honorable mention for your poem in the Utah State Poetry Society’s Youth Contest.”

He seemed sincere, but I didn’t have a clue about what he was saying. He might as well have been speaking Swahili.

He presented me with a newspaper clipping and there was my name and the name of the poem I had written circled in red ink.

Later, came an embarrassment of attention. The school newspaper printed my poem, a photo of me, and an interview. The question was asked, “When do you write poetry?”

I responded, “Just when I’m in the mood,” followed by a nervous laugh.

The headline read — His Moodiness Amuses Him. See what I meant by embarrassment? What high school boy wants to be thought of as moody? I wasn’t the athletic type, but I didn’t run or throw a baseball like a girl either. Moodiness was a term reserved for girly-boys. That wasn’t me, even if I wasn’t the fastest runner on the track. I have a long torso and short legs. I wasn’t built for speed.

From that day on, I thought of myself not as a poet, but an occasional writer of poetry. Defining me as a poet took many, many, more years and honestly, I’m still not sure I deserve that particular tag.

How about this for fun?

What about you? You who found the patience to wade through this post, how did you awaken to the writer in you? What is your story?  We could use The Red Hen Association’s website to publish your stories about your paths. Send a jpeg photo too and we will publish your story and your picture.

A successful self-publisher must be a terrific self-promoter. There is a myth that goes; if you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door. If you believe that you’ll probably buy a genuine Rolex watch from a shady man in an alley for thirty bucks. No one beats a path to your door that isn’t encouraged, excited, and enthusiastic about getting the benefits of your product.

Thomas Edison

In the case of self-publishers, books are the products. Products, no matter how good they are, must be sold. Even Thomas Alva Edison with his marvelous inventions like the phonograph, and incandescent electric light bulbs knew that nothing moves without a sale. What was Edison best at selling? You are right, himself. He was a self-promoter of the highest rank. Electric light was actually invented 50 years before him, but he got credit because he learned how to make it functional, then he tied his name to it and voila Con-Edison was born.

What’s that you say? You aren’t a salesman type. You can’t sell water to a man whose house is on fire. No matter, I’m not talking about going out and knocking on doors. I’m talking about selling yourself by convincing others that the product of your mind, your book, is worth buying and reading. I know a woman in my area, Nancy Miles, who recently self-published a cookbook. This cookbook has the usual mouthwatering recipes with color photos and such, but it also has the added attraction of allowing her readers to go to her website NancyMilesInGoodTaste.com and use templates to create their own family legacy recipe pages. You can literally create a family cookbook with recipes to hand down to other generations. What a great idea!

Is In Good Taste selling well? It is, but if she had taken delivery and kept it in boxes in her garage, it wouldn’t. Nancy has been working the retail store circuit. She takes a book into buyers and shows them why it is different than the other cookbooks they sell. No high highfalutin’ sales pitch, just confidence gained by a belief in her product, and the desire to give everyone an opportunity to do wonderful things for their families.

The title of this post is Lousy Public Speakers Sell Fewer Books which came to me as I realized just how much publishing is changing. The traditional model is based on the publisher buying the rights, incurring all of the costs of  production and distribution, and rewarding the author with a royalty on the sales. The stark truth is that if traditional publishing was the only route, 95% to 98% of the available manuscripts would never get published. What a waste. Nancy didn’t wait for the luck of the draw. She’s out busily creating a market while she’s waiting to be discovered. In the meantime, she’s earning a pretty good living. I’m going to take a wild guess and suggest that her earnings in the first six months are in the neighborhood of $30,000 to $45,000. Remember, she’s doing this on her own, by herself.

Confidence is the key

My point is you don’t have to be a big time traditionally published author to make a living. You don’t have to be Og Mandino who wrote The Greatest Salesman in the World. What you do have to have is a good book, and the confidence to tell people about it. How do you gain that confidence? There are many routes, many coaches, and many teachers, but for my money, there is no better place to start than with Toastmasters. I’ve been in Toastmasters for four years, and I’ve seen time after time people come to our meetings, stand behind the lectern, and shake so badly that they rattle the table. I’ve seen those same people after their fourth, fifth, or sixth speech in the first manual, literally transform themselves into a confident public speaker. It is beautiful. It truly is. And what’s even better is you don’t have to empty your bank account. My club, Precision Speakers, collects $35.00 every six months. That’s only a buck-thirty-five per meeting. To find a club meeting near you go to the Toastmasters International website.

I suggest you get your shy or reticent self to a Toastmaster meeting right away. Get some club speeches under your belt and feel that confidence rise.

Holistic Book Reviews

The Red Hen Association of Self-Publishing Authors is offering members an opportunity for free publicity. We are starting a section of featured book reviews. These reviews will have a twist. A typical book review includes a cover photo with a content critique. The Red Hen book reviews will go a step further. Since we in the association are convinced that book marketing takes more than good writing, we will include a discussion of the book design also. That is why we are calling it Holistic Book Reviews–your book will be reviewed as a whole, not in parts. Customers choose books to buy based on more than the text.

We also intend to include your ordering information.  Or maybe we can work out some way of funneling orders through the Association for a minimal fee, of course. To become viable the Association will need income streams, but we haven’t quite figured that out yet. If anyone has a suggestion about it please feel free to share it with us. We are open minded.

Avoid The Sure Way of Making a Quick Trip to the Discount Bin

Good cover design, page layout, size, and materials can make a great deal of difference to the marketability of your books. Self-publishers have an advantage over traditional publishers in that they control their own presentation.

Traditionally published authors give up ownership of their children. It must be heartbreaking to send your baby out and when it’s released be shocked and embarrassed by what the publisher did to it. I’ve heard tales of ugly covers, misleading hype, and fractured type. You count on the publisher to polish your work and give it the best possible chance for success, but the truth is that publishing is a business. No business large or small, has unlimited funds, or time.  Traditional publishers concentrate more, as they should, on the known money makers. If you are new or untried, you probably will not get top-drawer attention.

As a self-publisher you can take all the time you need to make sure your book truly represents your message. You control the layout, and cover design. You also incur the costs. Don’t go cheap–first rate graphic designers and editors are worth the added expense. If your book doesn’t sell because you decided to use your neighbor’s fifteen-year-old son who is pretty good on the computer, it will cost you more in the end than if you invest in quality. For example, if the cover doesn’t lure the reader, your book will be ignored. It isn’t just the artwork, the title, cover copy, and choice of materials all must work in harmony.

It is All About You

So, if you want to tell the world about your book, we’ll do what we can to help by publishing a book review. Please send a copy of your book to P.O. Box 521418, Salt Lake City, UT 84152-1418 along with a photograph preferably shot professionally and we will write a review including comments about the book’s presentation. If chosen to appear on our website you will be able to use the review in your other marketing efforts. Your book will not be returned to you and because of time and space not every submitted book will be featured. We intend to choose books that represent the best of the self-published crop. If this description fits your book, by all means send it in and don’t forget to include a cover photo.