There are lures aplenty to snag the unwise and unaware.

• AMAZING SECRET REVEALED…

• Will NEVER Again Be Repeated

• Newly Discovered Method…

• Only available to a select few…

• FREE!!!

• Cannot Fail [or] Fail Proof

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The above are just some of the teasers cast out to hook an Internet fish. To the unscrupulous we are all fish. Self-Publishers, unfortunately, can be easily baited because many discover themselves in strange and unfamiliar waters. It is one thing to write a book and quite another to publish, print, and sell it.

No one wants to make a mistake or be a failure, so we are attracted by the many shiny lures dangled in front of our eyes. They promise that with their help all of our doubts and fears will just float away. They, and they alone, have the power to do this because of some magic formula, or secret knowledge they possess. For a reasonable fee ranging from a few dollars, (to get you on their list, so they can up-sell you later), to thousands of dollars, the way to the peaceful feeding grounds will be revealed.

Gold or Fools Gold?

Just like “tells” that poker players talk about, there are tells a self-publisher need to respect to avoid being skewered. You see, self-publishing is a huge and growing market. Some estimate that self-published titles are already three times greater than traditionally published works. It is a modern gold-rush. Like the California Gold Rush of the last century, all kinds of people, with all kinds of backgrounds are attracted to the glitter. You are the gold, and the greedy, slimy, and inexperienced are there waiting to take your money. They are well-equipped to make fool’s gold appear to be real, and they can be so convincing that even people who have been taken, often don’t figure it out until much later.

This isn’t to say that there isn’t real help available. The educated, legitimate, and experienced people are there too, but it is difficult for a new self-publisher to know the difference. What are some of the indicators?

1. Find out how long they have been in business and determine their level of experience. For example you might be dealing with a company that advertises longevity, i.e. 50 years in business, but how long in book production, and is your rep still wet behind the ears? A fifty year old company that was built on a platform other than books with a sales rep barely out of school won’t be very helpful to you.
2. Who have they served? Get references, and check them out. Book production often costs thousands of dollars, many self-publishers have sunk life savings into the venture, and yet they don’t take the time to find out who they are giving their money to? It is beyond me.
3. How successful have their clients been? Look at the numbers. Are they just trying to grab every dime that comes their way, or are they selective and only invest time and energy into books that have potential? There are plenty of companies, and many of them very large, who do not care about the merits of your book. As long as you pay them they are satisfied.
4. Are their fees reasonable? The Internet is a valuable resource to learn about what services cost. Do not take someone’s word that their prices are fair. Check it out. That doesn’t mean, however, that all pros charge the same. Many very experienced people can and do charge more, because their services are in higher demand.
5. Paying too much isn’t wise, but also is paying too little. You can bet that the cheapest price will be offered by the least valuable service. One way to make sure your book is second-rate is to work with bottom of the barrel suppliers. If they aren’t competent it will negatively impact your book.
6. How much upfront money is required? It the book production drains away all of your capital and you don’t have anything left for marketing, you are in trouble. Calculate all the costs as closely as you can and be sure to leave room for contingencies. Nothing ever goes exactly as planned.
7. Are their promises too good to be true? I refer you back to the list at the beginning of this post. Anyone of the phrases used above and many others should serve as a red flag to you. BIG promises are usually filled with hot air. Real professionals won’t make big, empty promises hucksters, on the other hand, will.

The bottom line for a self-publisher is that the onus is on you. Like the Little Red Hen you have to do all of the work. You can hire people to help, but you have to decide if they are giving you what you want and be willing to make changes if they aren’t. In the end, it is your baby and whether it succeeds or fails is in your court. All of it.

breathe in the ancient wisdom

I stirred up a lot of conversation with my blog post titled, “How Can You Call an eBook a Real Book?” Most of the chatter was on LinkedIn through the writing and publishing groups I belong to. I was very surprised to read comments from  self-confessed, dyed-in-the-wool printed book advocates who are becoming wobbly on the issue. Don’t throw in the towel yet.

eBooks have already seized our minds and our imaginations. The possibilities are incredible, all except one. Yesterday I tried to pull up a document on my computer. A dialogue box popped up that said the file had become corrupted. It suggested some ways to fix the file–none of them worked–so, I’m left with reconstructing the document. If I can.

What was here one moment is, whoosh, gone the next. I’m sure if I call my service tech at the Bomb Squad he could find it by going through the mysterious back doors. These are the places us mere mortals dare not tread. To go in there, even for a peek, could set up a chain reaction that might destroy the entire planet. It is not worth the risk. I have to weigh my options carefully, do I bring in the Bomb Squad and spend money I don’t have, or try to reconstruct the document, or let it go, like a loose kite floating endlessly and aimlessly through cyberspace?

Do you understand where I am going with this? Permanence is the question. Books whether written on stone tablets, sheepskin, papyrus, cotton paper, or wood pulp stock have passed the test of time. Doggone it–they last. They may not stay in tip-top condition, but they have longevity.

How long will your computer hold files intact until they start getting iffy, weeks, months, or years?  I expect to see eBooks purchased by the average buyer as having a comparable short shelf life. If the computer gremlins don’t get them, technology changes will. I have a book of poetry by Ralph Waldo Emerson in my library which must be at least 125 years old. The paper is brittle, and the binding is weak, but I can pick it up and read it anytime I want. No dialogue box will appear in my hand saying sorry the file is corrupt. Many of my other books are older than 40 years, even the cheap paperbacks. In a world where the average computer is ancient in five years, the possibility of a file hanging around for even 20 years is ludicrous.

The bottom line is electronic books are risky. You will have to replace them regularly if you want to keep them viable, or just get used to losing much of your collection each and every year. Now you see it–now you don’t. Paper to the people!